So Monserrat, por favor, rethink your methods.
Thankfully, this story has absolutely nothing to do with me or my baby. However, it's too weird not to share. Seems that Ms. Monserrat Morilles, of Chile, has been stripping on Santiago Metro subway poles to challenge the "prudish Chilean society". Iam all for both feminist rights, and guerrilla tactics but all I could think of was "Ewwwww! Those poles are disgusting." Do you think she used some Clorex wipes to clean the pole first? Maybe she has a little bottle of antibacterial gel in the pocket of her stylish black trench coat? God, I hope so. I hate to even touch those things with my hands. When I was living in NY, I saw a guy (ok, he was clearly mentally ill) stick his hand down the back of his pants, then wipe it along the poles. He quickly got kicked off the subway, but I have been traumatized ever since.