Stranger #1 (screaming), "NOOOO!! Don't do that!!!!"
Stranger #2, "Dammit! Shit!" while pushing the P1 button furiously.
Wha? What the heck did I do? I pushed a button in an elevator? #2 quickly apologized and went on to explain that they had been "stuck" in the elevator for a while now because it wouldn't go to P1. I was tempted to reply that the stairs would easily take them down the one flight, thus eliminating their need to totally freak out on pregnant strangers with babies. Instead, I just said, "whatever".