At the Nail Salon:
I forgot to mention that while I was getting my pedicure, the nail lady asked when I was due. I told her I had 2 weeks to go. "You so small (pointing to my belly). You not fat face or arm, just belly and feet." Oh. I hadn't realized I have fat feet. Thanks. Don't worry folk, I'll just post a pic of my "small" belly and not my freakishly obese feet.